Here's your chance to sound off about just about anything having to do with food. Write in and tell me all about anything and everything funny you can think of having to do with food -- shopping, serving, cooking, the kitchen and pantry; dinner parties gone horribly wrong; particularly interesting cases of food poisoning that seem hilariously macabre in retrospect; meals which would make suitable subjects for Edvard Munch paintings; problematic wedding reception, funeral or graduation buffets; travel in exotic lands where lamb eyeballs are a common offering at breakfast; even simple Three-Stooges-level cases of salt being substituted for sugar and so on.
If you are willing and interested, please send me your story (or stories!). Just use the form here. You are assured anonymity. Your name will appear nowhere on this web site or attached to your story -- nor will other identifying information (such as "This was submitted by a highly placed editor at a food magazine whose initials are. . ."). It's up to you to change names to protect the innocent and/or the tomato-splattered -- the only changes I will make, if any, will be to minor points of grammar, syntax, spelling, and punctuation.
Bear in mind that the greater and gorier the detail, the better!
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Catherine S. Vodrey is available for freelance writing, editing, fundraising/development, and photography projects at:
Post Office Box 835
East Liverpool, Ohio 43920 USA
E-MAIL: WordBanquet@gmail.com
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